How to Send Something
to Your Future Selfan entirely practical guide to time travel
Or: why advice cannot be posted backwards, and what can be posted forwards instead
A note from the archive. This organisation has no schedule, no plan, no deadlines and no
Department of Forward Planning — we had one, briefly; he went outside. We have therefore received,
with some suspicion, a practical guide to time travel. We read it expecting a diagram.
There is no diagram. There is a road, a bottle, and a strong recommendation to leave things lying
about where somebody might trip over them later.
We must report the finding that concerns us most. The document demonstrates, with a worked example,
that advice cannot be followed even by the person who wrote it — you may travel back with the
complete manual, hand it over, and watch your younger self decline it politely and carry on. Radical
Non-Following, it turns out, is not a policy we adopted. It is a property of time. We have been
taking credit for physics.
Suppose You Could Go Backcarrying everything you now know
Suppose you could travel back in time and meet your younger self.
You arrive carrying years of accumulated wisdom.
You know which worries weren't worth worrying about.
Which mistakes became useful.
Which people mattered.
Which strange impulses were worth following.
Which roads apparently led nowhere but somehow brought you exactly where you needed to be.
So you find your younger self and announce:
“Good news! I have figured some things out.”
Your younger self looks at you.
Transmission · outbound · direction: backwards
You, with the accumulated wisdom
Your younger self
Sentences delivered: 0 · Sentences received: 0 · Course altered: 0
Say all six · then try the manual
And then he proceeds to do exactly what he was going to do anyway.
Excellent.
The Problem With Wisdoma compatibility issue, not a content issue
Apparently, information from the future has a compatibility problem.
You can tell someone:
- Trust yourself.
- Don't worry so much.
- This will pass.
- You don't need everyone's approval.
- Follow what feels alive.
- One day this will make sense.
And these can all be perfectly good sentences.
Unfortunately, some sentences require approximately seventeen mistakes, three inexplicable afternoons, a heartbreak, several cups of coffee and one extremely suspicious coincidence before they become readable.
Compatibility check · sentence loaded · reader pending
“One day this will make sense.”
Prerequisites acquired: 0/5 · Readability: not yet · Words changed: 0
The words haven't changed. The reader has.
The sentence was always exactly this sentence
The words haven't changed.
The reader has.
Perhaps wisdom isn't merely something we learn.
Perhaps it is something we gradually become capable of understanding.
So Time Travel Works
the Other Way Aroundoutbound, not inbound
Maybe the useful question isn't:
“What would I tell my younger self?”
Maybe it's:
“What am I leaving for my future self?”
The question as usually asked
“What would I tell my younger self?”
Direction: backwards · Recipient: unreachable
Delivered: yes · Received: no · Effect: none
The question turned over
“What am I leaving for my future self?”
Direction: forwards · Recipient: reachable, slowly
Available: now · Postage: none · Effect: pending
Turn it over · one of these has a working address
Because we do that constantly.
A book placed on a shelf.
A sentence written in a journal.
A friendship begun.
A skill practised badly.
A tree planted.
A strange drawing you don't quite understand.
A project started because something about it simply said:
This way.
At the time, none of these things need to explain themselves.
They simply enter the world.
And then, perhaps years later:
*click*
“Oh.”
Pause.
“THAT'S what that was for.”
Temporal Logistics for Beginnersengineering requirements: considerably reduced
This considerably simplifies the engineering requirements for time travel.
No wormholes are necessary.
No faster-than-light particles.
No grandfather paradox.
You simply alter the environment that your future self will eventually encounter.
In other words:
Leave things now that might become useful later.
This can include knowledge, kindness, art, savings, friendships, ridiculous experiments, half-finished ideas, gardens, notes to yourself and emergency snacks.
Outbound depot · destination: later · post one
Parcels posted: 0/8 · Delivery dates specified: 0 · Purposes stated: 0 · Explanations demanded at the counter: 0
Your future self then wanders through a world partially constructed by previous versions of you.
Occasionally discovering packages.
- From
- You
- To
- You
- Delivery date
- Unknown
- Purpose
- We'll see.
The only address on file · both fields agree
The Health Potion Principleyou don't currently need it
Imagine walking along a road in a videogame.
Beside the path sits a health potion.
You don't currently need it.
You don't know who put it there.
You pick it up anyway.
Three hours later you're crawling out of a dungeon with two hit points remaining.
Suddenly:
Ah.
A road. Beside the path sits a health potion. You don't currently need it. You don't know who put it there.
Ah.
Current need: none · Who put it there: unknown · Purpose: not yet
You may also walk on without it · this is permitted, and instructive
Perhaps life contains something similar.
Not necessarily because an invisible cosmic logistics department has carefully placed every object according to the Universal Item Distribution Schedule.
Although we cannot conclusively rule out paperwork.
Enquiry · Universal Item Distribution Schedule
No enquiry submitted.
Cannot be conclusively ruled outBut because our lives continuously extend beyond the present moment.
What we create today becomes part of the landscape someone will inhabit tomorrow.
And that someone includes us.
A Small Experimentno grand destiny required
So occasionally, when something feels worthwhile without having an obvious immediate purpose, perhaps it doesn't need one yet.
Things you may do · none of them require a reason
Things done: 0/7 · Reasons given: 0 · Grand destinies manufactured: 0 · Grand destiny required: none
You don't have to manufacture a grand destiny around it.
Just place the health potion beside the road.
Maybe nobody needs it.
Maybe future-you walks straight past it.
Maybe twenty years from now someone finds it and says:
“Oh. There you are.”
“Oh. There you are.”
Recipients specified: none · Expected: nobody · Might be: you
Place it, then carry on reading · the notification arrives when it arrives
And somewhere outside the normal jurisdiction of causality, your present self receives a tiny administrative notification:
Item delivered successfully
You won't know what it means, of course.
But perhaps the kettle will plink at exactly that moment.
And you'll think:
“Huh.”
Then carry on with your day.
Terms · temporal logistics · please retain for your records
The Non-Sect accepts no responsibility for temporal parcels, unexplained synchronicities, improperly labelled timelines, or health potions consumed after their expiration date.
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